Narcissepcion.

Wait, I'm bald...my hair is negative pasta? Anti pasta?

I immediately downloaded this only to discover that I'm apparently the only one in my city who has it. HOW AM I GOING TO PROCRASTINATE NOW?!?!

WE'RE ALL DOOMED NOW. COMMENTERS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

WELL. PLAYED.

Is a pap smear required?

Why are my gifs always this big? I swear Kinja is blowing them up.

You'd think some of the money they save short changing women on salaries could go to free tampons for all.

In Russia- dick punches you.

With any luck World War III will finally rid us of the thong.

The prank or joke is probably that someone is writing fake notes to a nonexistent employee. I'm sure all the employees probably look forward to each day's new 'Shane note.' I know it would probably be the highlight of my day if I worked at Walmart.

Wait, you were a fucking snack burglar as a teenager and your friends didn't know? Shady as fuck.

"Gotcha" politics and the Morality Police are so obnoxious. How does sending his girlfriend a dick pic call into question his ability to do his job? Hell, even if he accidentally tweeted it himself I wouldn't get him having to resign.

Yep that's fucked up either way. How this is legal is beyond me.

If you like Fantasia, I instantly know you also like psychedelics.

No song that features goose-stepping hyenas is boring.

No way, why would it be? Do what feels right for you! I'm 29 and have only slept with (or even dated!) 1 man - my now-husband (we've been together 11 years). I certainly didn't plan it that way (the plan was to date now-husband as a "starter boyfriend"!), but I really liked him, and kept liking him more and more, and…

Aren't there some birds going unwatched somewhere? Chillax, bud.

What's next an alligator cafe?

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