I’m going to change the 6 on my WRX to be a “B” for “Hold onto your butts!”

My favorite!

As a kid, I would have used your documentation as I sat in the car and pressed all the buttons. Then went inside and posted the diagram on my wall so I could show all my friends how much of an aspiring nerd I am.

I was a college co-op engineer at the time. I could have saved you hours of stepping through the screens one-by-one. I made a chart of all the screens and how the all connected. Back in those days the tool we used to render the graphics for each screen was only black&white. In order to to get the correct blue color…

Windex never seems to work for me, mostly smears it all over the windshield. Vinegar in water and a new microfiber for me.

Ammonia is fine for glass but not for tint.
“Some resources suggest using magic erasers to clean your windows, but magic erasers are made of a melamine foam that is inherently abrasive and will ruin an aftermarket tint job.”
Is it actually legal anywhere to tint a windshield? Please don’t.

I sincerely hope that was a brainfart of a sentence.

The regular (blue) windex is still my g0-to.

My long gone dog Gus would and did eat anything I tried to keep him from eating on stuff when he was a pup. Bitter stuff, hot stuff, some awful smelling stuff, the biggest reaction he would have is he would shake his head, and start right back on it. One of his favorites to chew up was toilet paper. I would see he had…

My cats were the same way when I bought the anti-cat spray for Christmas trees.  It was like seasoning to them as they started eating and licking it even more,

Southern Indian rats be all, “What’s up with this mild-ass shit?  Can I get a few ghosts and maybe a reaper in my tape buffet?”

Hold my cervesa...

Something air cooled and rear engined should be experienced at least once by everyone.

At least according to a quick search, mice have lower sensitivity to capsaicin than people, so if it didn’t bother the tester, the mice probably wouldn’t be deterred. That said, I know capsaicin aversion varies pretty widely among people. I love hot stuff (extra-spicy at the Thai place, thank you) while I’m pretty…

“Fastest lap” and “quickest lap” are essentially the same thing, there is no practical distinction between the two terms in this context. Both refer to the lap with the shortest time recorded, meaning the lap completed at the highest average speed.

Once an Evo starts to oversteer, you done messed up. It’s not pretty. Luckily I figured this out on a wide flat corner with perfect runoff and didn’t even chip a wheel.

Man not Evo corner! =(

I cant be the only one that saw “Ford Fairlane” and thought this:

Used to love this site, but the comments have dropped off to under 10 on most posts, 20-40 on hot posts, and the occasional one with > 100 (Bucc’ee post). NPOND use to get 100+ comments routinely. 

Say good Nite, Gracie. This guy is delusional.