I still like the idea floated around by various people, that each reporter called on should begin their question with, “Jim Acosta wanted me to ask you...”

Well, if they’re worried about people throwing rocks, maybe it’s best they didn’t send Marines. A group of bored Marines inevitably leads to Marines throwing rocks at each other to pass the time.

Especially the b) question there. Nothing weirds me out more than seeing a Go Fund Me account for someone’s surgery but it’s even more depressing when it’s a vet who you would think is entitled to a lifetime of healthcare.

B. Engine/Drivetrain/Fuel

GD...now I can't stop saying "ISIS ISIS BABY" in my mind.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

Roadblock Rebecca let’s Thomas, Percy, and Gordon pass, but she blocks Tyrone. “Diesel engines can’t go down this track”, she hisses “It’s for coal engines only.” Tyrone calmly explains that his shed is next to Percy’s. Uh Oh, Rebecca has called Sir Topham Hatt. “I’m calling the Controller”, She wails.

“SeminoSheDidnt” was the one that got me.  Had to put my phone down for a minute.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Sen. Graham needs to smile more.

It’s been a rough few years.  But i work full time, i own my own (brand new!) home, and my cat still likes me... so i just keep on keepin on.

I would love to see what the dog that runs out of the store does next. 

As a straight, white male, I recognize the privilege that I was born into. I’ve never pulled a “#notallmen” out of my pocket on women of Splinter or Jezebel because that’s not constructive, and it’s not how to be the best ally I can be. And, frankly, I’m sure I’ve engaged in “locker room talk” in my younger days that…

America. ARE YOU LISTENING? Long live the roundabout. I for one look forward to the day we have “magic” roundabouts.

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,”

Boy, the toadstools come out quick after a big rain down there. 

Hi, North Carolinian here who’s been doing some relief work down East over the last few days. Like all natural disasters, this one has a political character, and will disproportionately affect those less well-off. In Eastern North Carolina, that means Black and Latinx people will bear the brunt of Florence’s impact —…

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