(Because every time he thinks everything is fine.. razor blade!)

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

Right idea, wrong execution. A flower car would be perfect though.....

Hah, I already mend-milded with The Doug and posted the correct answer.

100% this.

One word:
Thundercougarfalconbird!

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And when you think the number of zeroes on the number you sue for is excessive,  add another zero. 

Meanwhile I have to get my drivers license and insurance scanned to test drive a Honda Civic

So a Texas police veteran, after 11 years, still doesn’t know how to deal with people in general, let alone how to take a woman into custody, let alone how to restrain a 45 year old woman without resorting to (a) a cattle prod, which just makes a person angry (and you wouldn’t want to see a black person angry),…

Yep.

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

1. Isn’t that just a picture of Ann Coulter?

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

The Multipla is inadvertently responsible for my favourite window sticker of all time.

Good points. Littering the slopes with 6474 dead elephants would, if anything, have a worse environmental impact than the 66 tons of human dung.