My experience with New Yorkers (half my family) is that they love talking about best and worst ways to get from one place to another within their city.
Example: I was heading from Manhattan to Queens to meet a friend, and my Aunt started interrogating me on how I was getting there, bridge vs tunnel vs train vs.…

Yet again we have the Fake news, deliberately misinterpreting what McEnany was saying.
She clearly meant that the President doesn’t Lye, meaning that he does not react similarly to a Sodium Hydroxide solution in the presence of organic material.  
FAKE. NEWS.

Two things jump out at me here...

It looks like someone left a Pontiac in the oven too long and it melted.

That Ford-rollet was built one piece at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisi... sorry, I’ll come in again.

On their wedding night... “This just in...”

“Don’t hop on our channel and continue to put down the other hosts on the channel—if you feel that negative about it, don’t come,” Kilmeade said.

Counterpoint - if her daily driver has 3 pedals, she’s a keeper.

It’s a pitch, not a field.

I now have this stuck in my head...

“The parents of a drunken driver killed in a car crash last year are suing Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient Tiger Woods...”

Trump hung his stink on Tiger, and I think he needs to wear it in all future mentions.

“Smartest member of the Trump Family” sounds a lot like “tallest toddler in the preschool.” Might be true, but the bar is set terribly low.

Agreed. It wouldn’t take much to extend the lines at the top and bottom of the door frames onto the back window. It would complete the curves and give the whole car a more finished look.
Even just extending the chrome line across the bottom would help. Or remove the chrome from the doors. Either one.
Gah.

*Dramatic re-enactment*
Cop 1: I hear colored people with raised voices.
Cop 2: You are reporting a domestic altercation. Let’s investigate this crime.
*Scene*

Q: Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan!
BMW: Hold my beer...

Florida has always amazed me as an enigma - the further North you go, the deeper South you get. 

I’ve found that I need to ration my outrage. As such, I’m going to give this specific issue a pass.
A $1,076 bar bill is irresponsible, but this grift is barely a drop in the overall ocean of hateful fear-mongering, lies, and corruption.

Fix the teeth. Fix the proportions. Next up - glove the hands.
Mickey Mouse has worn gloves since the 1930s, because Disney quickly realized a universal truth: Gloves are better than Funky Rodent Hands.
Every previous iteration of Sonic has gloves. Why not here?

There’s the Notre Dame “Fighting Irish” and.... ok, well that’s probably it. But it’s still horrible.