“He’s reaching for his bootstraps! I think he’s gonna pull out a knife!”

Pretty sure that’s the Brexit proposal.

kid is special.  keep that one. 

Dialogue between me and my four year old.

#11 Next White House Spokesperson - With Suckabee stepping down soon, Benito Tangerini will need a new mouth piece to lie to the American people every day on his behalf. This is a demanding job that requires nerves of steel. Shelby qualifies since she had the nerve to shoot and kill and unarmed man, and the caucasity…

“he faces charges”

He also briefly faced the sky, on-coming traffic, and ultimately a tree. 

He only feels this way because he has daughters and a wife and a sister and a mother and some female friends and he lives in the real world. Otherwise he’d feel just like those other guys.

Let’s not do this. I have lots of friends with mental illness who are perfectly capable of understanding that this is bullshit.

Given their quality, I’d say the dinghy should be called the “Sea Runder.”

This is a stupid article. Which Is Scarier, Space Or The Ocean?

1. Space is scarier than the ocean.
2. Things in the Ocean are scarier than things in space.

CP at any price.

She should troll Trump and name it Pocahontas.

She could name her Thoughts and Prayers.  This would be the one instance that sending Thoughts and Prayers into a situation could actually make something better.

I’ve love to argue against your prediction, but I’ve already seen police officers claiming that filming them is illegal, so yeah, b) is what will happen.

Borrowing this from another thread because it’s just so appropriate:

It seems like an opportunity for this family to open up their OWN weed dog treats is in order. I would love this to be a lesson. Go ahead white people and be bigoted, busy bodies...we’ll ruin your businesses and take your jobs!

not new, but maybe to you!