“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

technically its an incel phone

KJU texting on his personal, imported toilet rolling in his private bulletproof train car after the summit while surrounded by his sprinting bodyguards: “That dude was crazy, right?”

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

This. THIS! If it were from an actual, dedicated immigrant advocate, it wouldn’t be requesting the masses to curb the outrage to keep the railroad underground; instead they would amplify it by pointing out that DHHS, the DOJ, and ICE have created an environnent where not only are thousands of kids unaccounted for,…

Funny because this sounds like a middle-school boy who just got dumped.

“Because one of the few things you have are your integrity and reputation.”

You have no idea how right you are:

“We have 50 million abortions.” Speaking to This Week’s George Stephanopoulos on ABC, Patrick said, “Should we be surprised [at mass shootings] in this nation? We have devalued life.”

Why does it sound like two people making cat fighting noises? 🤣🤣🤣

A put this in the other article, but I’ll put it here too.

Also, I don’t know what Hollandaise is.

i like your answer the best!

Oh look, people found his yelp!

Hey, I know how adjectives and adverbs work!

Eric is smart enough to keep his mouth shut, except I guess when he breathes

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

I get that you lift, but given your fundraising numbers, it seems fair to ask ... do you even grift, bro?

I started reading this by laughing because “White Caller Crime” is pretty clever but then the article is about institutionalized murder. Is this part of Mental Health Week, where you just mess with my mental health?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is if Oliver North didn’t sell him the ammo too.