That was actually pretty calm and reasonable for Alec Baldwin. Low bar, I know. But still not very different from what a lot of commenters here were saying here when the story broke.

Park? You mean a Moore-ing.

Maybe the person Trump shoots will be Giuliani

Quoting a British comedian, Russell Howard: “Police say they are looking for a black man in his late 20s... and always will be.”

This is never going to end unless the police start fining white people who make false reports... so yeah, this is totally going to continue to happen.

I went to undergrad at Xavier in New Orleans, and while Hurricane Katrina may have temporarily sank my school beneath the waters, something in me knew that I was supposed to be there. One of the first things I did when it was possible to return in the aftermath was to help gut houses in the Lower Ninth Ward. Most were…

Is that the Ford of Damocles?

People who drive at dusk / dark / rain with no headlights on. They life they save could be their own, but the life they take could be yours.

One word: raisins.

Umm, it’s pretty obviously William Dafoe.

I’m sure the judge is gonna say something like “sure, you can move to exclude certain evidence, but we get to debate that in open court before I rule.”

Them racoons can’t stop cooning.

https://www.change.org/p/caddo-parish-stop-lgbt-discrimination-towards-students/u/22591287

David, just shut up and drivel

I can’t hate on Larry Bird because he is partially responsible for one of my favorite photographs of all time. There is so much going on in this picture, and all of it is amazing.  

... and she said, I didn’t vote for you, I voted for the Republican, but I want you to tell everyone they need to work together.

That top image of Tiffany looks like Daisy from Agents of Shield in a blonde wig, like she’s actually infiltrating Trump’s family to make sure he’s just stupid and not Hydra.

Wait, wait, WAIT.... that orange dipshit said “two of my daughters...” not “my two daughters...” does that mean that there are other daughters out there we don’t know about?

If you are running around town, its not noticeable. If you are long hauling on the highway it can take up to a couple of mpgs off.