And we, as the American public, have a right to ignore her because her whole schtick is bullshit.

Honda Fit Si?

Mazda2

Plastics.

That wasn't fightin, baby. The Juke just likes it rough.

We meet again, my old friend.

Youabian Puma

This might not be so popular among Jalops, but: check your mirrors when turning right to avoid killing bicyclists. Bicyclists are dicks more than often but this poses a real danger that can be avoided easily.

Use the zipper merge. When approaching a lane closure, take turns. One person in the open lane goes, followed by one person in the closing lane, then one in the open lane, and so on. Ze Germans are masters at this and lane closures on Ze Autobahn cause a LOT less traffic backup than they do on US highways.

Welcome to 1985. The movie: "Real Genius".

"Pardon my jorts." This is officially becoming part of my vernacular.

R. Lee Ermey for Jeep. A match made in heaven :)

"Trust us dude, it's gorgeous!"

As shown it just cant work.At.All

/thread

It's a thing, I guess. Reading the books, it seemed obvious but I thought I was just projecting. If you're gay, you notice it. If you're not gay, you need to take a moment, like when your favorite uncle finally comes out. Some get over the moment, and some start throwing the cranberry sauce.

The Nissan Leaf

Shared this with a friend from across the country who actually works at a comics shop and also happens to be black, and has many amusing stories about casual nerd racism. He had a pretty good comment I'm going to paraphrase here.

Him: "Okay, so if my shop had a room that everyone called 'dead nigger storage', think…

I actually have one of these. And have used the roof opening to swing in engines, axles, and large welders, but when I can shut everything and lock it. And it does carry 4X8 sheets, 11 pieces of 1/2" drywall to be exact, thats all that will fit before the opening narrows. (tailgate down)

I nominate a Ford Raptor, due to who typically drives them.