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seems fairly straightforward to me

Renault was already way ahead of you, man.

Wrangler. Or just Jeep in general

VW Beetle.

Racism is a huge issue in the South. Also in the North, the East, and the West.

Oh my god, I just had a conversation with an acquaintance of mine today about this.

One lady yelled at me about how Disney was mean to babies because we don't allow strollers in the queues. I believe her exact words were "ALL BABIES ARE DISABLED, NONE OF THEM CAN WALK."

It does make sense, to me. And I was wearing this:

A moonroof is always worth the extra money.

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Here's the full clip from 'The Midnight Special'

Hey now, I know plenty of male orcs who would never hit a woman unless she was charging at them with a weapon in hand.

"did you drive your car last night sir?"

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Manual Transmissions!

Convertible Minivans.

This isn't really weird but I thought that I'd share it because I finally had an experience that made me better understand what women have to deal with every day.

OMG I GOT THIS MESSAGE TOO! Seriously.