So, It comes in Black?

possibly a line of children's books?

I can't help but imagine what Mr. Delorean would have cooked up had the whole drug conspiracy never happened. It would have been awesome, as long as engine choices got monumentally better as well. To live in an alternate, stainless steel universe...

Carbon Motors. There has just got to be a market for this thing. Police use their vehicles differently than normal civilians, yet have almost always relied on modified civilian cars. I never understood why these didn't take off.

I had a Chevy Caprice Classic just like the one the DC Snipers used.

Neon SRT4

My grandmother once special-ordered a Plymouth Belvedere wagon with a 426 cubic inch V8 and a manual gearbox. It was pale yellow and she called it "daffodil." It's weird when your grandmother is more Jalop than you are...

Daffodil looked a bit like this, but yellow-er:

Unlikely performance car you say....gotta have at lease one wagon on that list. How about the 850 R

Buick Regal... circa 1984-87

Seriously, what is this passive aggressive shit? I mean fine use it but a "No thanks." affirms my lack of interest. I don't need anyone to do it for me, that's what feminism is. Me handling my own shit.

The smart car is actually a wheel chock for the Hummer.

I'm so sick of Northwest Arkansas and how they're in bed with Big Fiddle. It's like they don't even care that you're not a bluegrass band, they just see a violin and assume you're a threat, even if you're just a 3-year-old Chinese kid. Don't even get me started on East Tennessee and banjos. They shot Steve Martin…

Sixt! The best car I ever rented.

Good job, now flip the boat over and hogtie the prop in one swift motion!

There's a reason why residents of Kauai, Hawaii refer to two-person kayaks as "divorce canoes"

Bill Murray is now officially America's cool uncle.

no potholes

A bit unusual, I know. Lots of Italian flare.

Pont du Gard. Obvious answer is obvious.