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What self respecting Russian would waste moonshine as auto fuel ?

In their ‘96 Division Bell tour, they opened with Astronomy Dominae. It was wonderful.

When you say “weather-proof” cover, what type of weather did you have in mind? If you can’t plow over it, salt it, sand it, and flood it, then it might not work in most parking lots in the northern half of the country.

Saw-wheels on a Lada? That’s a factory option. Comes with the combine-harvester and the moonshine/fuel adapter kit.

The stigma against community colleges really, REALLY needs to fucking die.

Nobody expects the Trumpian Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is incompetence. Incompetence and Malice. Are TWO. Two chief weapons. Incompetence, Malice, willful ignorance, and almost fanatical devotion to Putin.
Amongst our weaponry are elements, such as: malice, incompetence, willfull ignorance, almost fanatical devotion

Introducing the 04/68 Porche ThunderStang!

Dear prison inmates:
Pharma-Bro is not just a nickname, he actually dispenses pharmaceuticals. His face can give a contact high if you touch it with your hand, like some rainforest frogs. But only at very high speeds. And his tears have the same affect as fentanyl.
Or so I’ve heard.

They’re not “homeless in Boulder.” They’re camping in the Rockies.
(On the East coast, we call the brand Patagucci. Same idea.)

BUILD THAT SPHERE. BUILD THAT SPHERE.

It might be cool to see a company embrace this infringement, and try to go one further.
Imagine an In-n-out board meeting where they’re discussing the sneaker campaign, and brainstorming how to retaliate. Sue? No, that’s too Baby-boomer. A burger served in a shoe? A burger shaped like a shoe? Maybe a burger that

So based on the logic of the US Congress, Israel’s AG is anti-semitic?
Yep, that makes sense.

Dodge missed a huge opportunity with the Dart. In the mid-teens when Dodge was rolling out the Hellcats and throwing more power at everything else, it forgot the Rally/Wannabe market. It could have dropped 300 HP and AWD into the Dart and get an American competitor to the WRX. Instead it produced something that wanted

Is it possible he has MOU confused with “Letter of Intent”? They sound similar in concept, but LOIs in real estate usually have enough built-in wiggle room to be non-binding. MOUs, generally, are not used this way.

This is probably why he said he didn’t have any dealings in Russia - his team only had issued an LOI.
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For when the Dartz Prombron is too understated for your tastes...

I know there is a lot being said about Cohen’s character and the truthfulness of his testimony.

Who’s the Assman?

Always establish your safe word first.

She’s not worried because I’m sure that if Daddy dies or goes to jail, Ivanka inherits the controlling stake of TrumpCo.

Does she understand that the presidency is not bequeathed the same way?

Impressive sounding list. But in my mind, it’s being read by Dan Aykroyd as Elwood Blues.