Pence has exactly 3 jobs:
1) Pardon Trump after his inevitable conviction,
2) Keep his nose out of anything remotely shady so he’ll still be around to do job #1, and
3) Cast the 51st vote on anything that the senate might be able to do in the remaining time Trump has left.

He’s a pissant.

You want to embrace the Aloha spirit in your car. Business up front, party in the back. (Or is that the Mullet spirit?)

Either way, the answer is: El Camino.

Shame, David.
A robbery (Job) in Italy using multiple vehicle types for a big payoff, and the best you can come up with is a F&F reference in the first sentence?

Your homework is to watch both versions of The Italian Job - 1969 and 2003.

And just like with the Bass-O-Matic, if you’re too close to Trump, you know you’re going to get sprayed with something nasty.
#BringATarp

Even worse - any felony conviction (including campaign finance violations) should result in barring from owning or purchasing firearms for 10 years after the completion of any sentence or conviction.
Hit ‘em where it hurts - square in their tiny limp holsters.

Epic should go sign a deal with Courtney Cox to use her moves from the “Dancing in the Dark” video.

The Priii were designed with 10 year batteries. Recommending a 2008 in 2018 is like late-night dumpster diving behind the fish market. Technically, still the catch of the day. But it stinks.

It was probably a simple misunderstanding borne from some bad translation dictionary.

Not just arson. By staging the fire during a large public gathering, you’re crossing into Terrorism.

Protest is one thing. Inciting panic and destruction of property is very very different. 

I need to start a gofundme to hire Trey Parker to read all of Drumph’s tweets in the voice of Eric Cartman.
#RespectMahAthoritah

Wait a minute. A month ago he was President Innocent-Until-Proven-Guilty. I thought that was his mantra all through the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings.

It’s also his current defense of the Saudi Prince, despite the broad consensus internationally and at home linking him to the murder of a reporter from a US…

I’m having a SON!

...his love for what Russian sex workers have dubbed “the Russian rainstorm.”

Introducing the 2019 2004 Ford Bentley Thunder Continental Bird GT.

I’d like to take a moment to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving - a commemoration of a group of migrants coming to a new land with almost nothing, fleeing persecution and seeking a better life for their families. They were welcomed and helped by the locals who met them, giving them the chance to thrive and prosper in…

I’m picturing Hulk ripping Wolverine in two... then Wolverine righting himself again.

This, and only this, is why Fox was supporting CNN here. They smell change in the air, and January 2021 is not very far away.

So now we’re at war with Mexico? Or with Immigrants and Refugees? Neither scenario makes sense, but I’d like to know what to fill on in my scorecard after we’ve won the Wars on Drugs and/or Terror.

BFG could have played the tough-guy card. “We’d be happy to replace your tires, but tbh they still look fine. Give us a call in another 60k miles and we’ll talk.”