I want Andy Kaufman to *stop* playing him.
I mean, what else could this be other than a terrible Tony Clifton gag gone way too long?

Peter needs space. Power, but mature. And Minnesota winters, so AWD.

Cameron’s dad is going to be pissed.

We do.
But we also have the US Constitution, which offers protections like due process, trial by jury, and prohibiting cruel and unusual punishment.  

“Failure to stop” should not be a met with instant corporal or capital punishment, no matter how excited the police may be to engage and stop a fleeing driver.

Open question: Are we ready to forgive Brian Williams enough to let him onto Today, now?

Warning: Passengers may experience dizziness, time distortion, and mild spaghettification.

I was half-asleep when I read about Prince Harry and Angela Merkle getting engaged.
This makes much more sense to me.

Now, just add wagon.

Your family says “practical” but your heart screams “muscle.” I hear you, my friend. I feel you.

Two options, both are ridiculously overpowered American muscle-wagons.

I love that Drumphy-Jr. is literally wearing a sign that says “Combover President” on his head.

How long until Drumph’s phone auto-corrects “Cuts Cuts Cuts” to a word more commonly used in the privacy of an Access Hollywood bus?

CP.
I’ve got Buick Regal fever, but I’m holding out for the longroof.

I’m glad that they aren’t making 15 of these cars, then. It would be terribly awkward to be forced to write/read “Two hands and a sock full.”

When it comes to companies that make pianos, flutes, drums, computer networking hardware, car interior components, violins, ATVs, motorcycles, and the occasional car engine, Yamaha might just be my favorite.

Batman always buckled up.
And he’s the G.D. Batman.

I thought it would be more blue...

Yaris iA? iA! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nfah Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! 

Agreed. The wheel size, front grill and crazy wing were all exaggerated and aggressive on the y2k type R when compared to its more modest contemporaries. Yes, they look tame by modern standards, but that was not the world it was made in.

The Jeepy parts are fine, but does anyone else think “Aztec” when you see the back?

Hi Bob, I see you dropped another HOA violation notice in my mailbox again. I’m glad you’re home; I’m going to jump in the tankdozer and swing by so we can discuss it.
What’s that? You don’t think I need to drive it over? I know I’m only two doors down, but I think it’s material to the conversation. Also, I thought it…