The front end would look less ugly if the back end looked more Wagon.

Vonnegut? How are they going to write the paper? They haven’t read any of his books!

I remember this GIF from a previous discussion on the topic:
HP is how fast you launch your Lamborghini in a crowded loading zone, Torque is how far you shove the car in front of you.

It may have been prophetic that Kim’s longest speech in Star Trek was about European shoes...

The protest is supposed to be offensive.
It wouldn’t be much of a protest if it made everybody happy. (Which is why we never see anyone giving away kittens and donuts for social justice.)

Because far too many people don’t pay attention therefore vote against their own self interests.

Dart + Hellcat + AWD = RallyCat.

You can tell it was cool - he had rolled down the window.

Anyone else think of this when they saw it?

Thanks for posting that!
And just so you know, I eventually did find the right plumbing adapter I was looking for, but I had to go to 3 other hardware stores first.

Even worse - he packed one wood cabinet speaker, and one gray plastic exposed cone speaker. Completely different audio profiles.

You guys missed the critical part of the requirements:

(sorry. Mandatory meme is mandatory.)

Yes, I am aware mega-churches are a Protestant thing,

Teen Wolfing + Ghost Riding the Whip = ???

I keep coming up with “Teen Ghost Wolf Riding”, but that sounds too much like the next Stephenie Meyer series.

My idea of an Italian food themed ride would be pretty slow.
2 hour picnic lunch (with 1 bottle of wine per person) followed by a nap. Wander around town and window shop for a while, with gelatto and coffee. Then a 4 hour dinner (2 bottles per person), followed by a dark, scary taxi ride back to your hotel in the…

The global climate is in chaos. Nazis are on the march. The president is threatening nuclear war with an unstable dictator. And we have a solar eclipse next week.

Does anyone else think this sounds like a comic-book origin story?

(I call dibs on the name “Day Shadow,” if it’s me.)

As someone else pointed out, these monuments are the ultimate “Participation” trophies. Get over it, snowflakes. There’s no prize for 2nd place in a rebellion.

What car was under the other tarp?

This is awesome*.

*if you were already planning to burn down your garage for insurance fraud.