I always thought that a minivan was substantially different than just a small van. I had believed (maybe I made this up) that a “van” was a utility box on a truck frame, but a “minivan” was a people-focused box based on a car’s underpinnings. So yes, there have been small vans in production before 1984, but perhaps…

The rare - but deadly - North American Bumpersnake is making a comeback in the San Fernando valley area. Perhaps this citizen was doing his part to protect the occupant of the white vehicle by keeping it contained while mollifying it by humming a 2 liter lullaby in close proximity.

We should applaud his heroic efforts…

I love all this plotting and revenging and canoodling. You know how this ends?
The White Walkers come south and destroy everything. Everything. The iron throne is frozen and shattered. Nothing survives.

Winter is coming.
All men must die.
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.

Star because I like your post. But -10 because I fear you’re right.
The last thing an insane person needs is a strong, organized enabler.

Apparently, Alaska and West Virginia qualify as “Northeast.” I don’t believe he was elected for is prowess in geography.

Mid-rear engine with bonus double side-hoods (aka - back doors).

Nobody could have known that.

The insurance company subsidies are granted from the Department of Health and Human Services, an agency run by a presidential cabinet member. While Congress controls the funding into HHS, the department itself is responsible for how it distributes the money... or not distribute it.

The thing is, even the rumor of…

VlaDon? (Sounds like it needs to be preceded by the word “Darth”)
PuTrump? (Sounds like putrid)

I’d like to petition for the removal of the phrase “road rage incident” from our lexicon. It has come to cover everything from overzealous horn use to vandalism, assault, and murder. And now also animal abuse.

Just because it happens while you’re in a car doesn’t excuse it. It doesn’t get to be covered by a blanket…

Were there any hovercrafts parked nearby at the time of the accident?

How do you clean brains out of a magic carpet?

Someone get Gal Gadot to a singing coach, STAT.
As for Ali... maybe Chris [Pine|Pratt|Evans|Hemsworth] can play him?

Not all sizes of all shoes are on sale.

Not all sizes of all shoes are on sale.

Polyamory is just wrong and unnatural. Every time I hear it, I cringe. It’s an abomination.

Poly is a Greek prefix while Amorus is a Latin root.
It should be multiamory. Or polyphilia.

Mr. Glass would like a word with this gentleman.

The dude was standing in front of a tree. He was probably assuming that the rider wouldn’t be aiming for the tree.
The bike had other plans, though.

Why is Optimus Prime wearing that silly hat?

The old ones used hydrofoils, maybe.
The new ones are a little more... dynamic.

So the plane is doing the container, the van is going downtown on the plane, they’re all on a big ship while the little cuck-boat watches...

What kind of messed up transportation porn is this?