The numbers are in - the end of the World Cup Finals on Fox had 22.86 Million viewers.

For reference Game 7 of the 2014 World Series had 23.5 Million.

#NotAllPrimates

In her defense, she couldn’t possibly be any dumber than we think she is. Ergo, she might be smarter.

If you look closely, there are 3 lies in that car’s name.

Not pissed. Just can’t open its eyes.

The Celebrity Eurosport adds two additional lies with one word.

Lifted beefy AWD wagon/hatchback? Meet the first modern crossover: the AMC Eagle.

Fragile plastic bumpers that scratch and crack and fade and look crappy.
Bumpers get bumped. They should be the most durable part of the outside of your car, not the weakest.

Anyone remember when Chevrolet anticipated global warming and peak oil and solved all of the world’s problems in 1999?
Before Tesla.
Before Prius.
EV1.

I used to drive one in HS (mom’s), and I loved it. Lots of fun, and hoonable with the V6. Yes, it shakes like a paint mixer at 72 MPH, but it gets oddly smooth again at 80.

I’ll be the first to admit that “Celebrity Eurosport” is 3 lies in 2 words, but for $2k, this beast is worth it for the nostalgia alone.

I’m happy for the Jeeps and Muscle Cars and F-150s out there, and I’m gonna let you finish, but the Hummer H2 is the Most American Car ever made.

“I’m going to change gear now, this will involve man-touching.”
- Jeremy Clarkson

The co-driver does seem like a tool (smell my shoe!), but it looks like he’s trying to help. Looks to me like the gearshift won’t stay in place unless it is held, so he’s the holder in between shifts.

My son also likes stories on the long ride to/from daycare. The favorite story these days starts with “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.”
I’m raising a 3 year old jedi.

Throw some green headlights on that beast, and call the Hornet.

Dude! You need to tag this with a “Spoiler Alert.”
Bro.

Revised concept:

Reboot.
Redesign.
Rebrand.
Introducing: the 2016 Celebrity.

When I am Mayor of Kinjastan, I hereby declare that any fines for municipal violations can be repaid through community service at the rate of $10 per hour. Boom. Done.

#ShutdowntheFuckBarrel
#VoteCiscoKid

According to Consumer Reports, the Suzuki Samurai!