No worries - she's already on day 42 of her "Surprise divorce!" video.

What is it with loggers that attracts so many crazy/good drivers?

Yes, it's fast. It also has a turning radius of New Jersey.

Now I'm not saying this is what happened, but...
Sometimes news outlets play things tongue in cheek. I can imagine a situation where they are so floored by the unexpected awesomeness of the GT that they feel the need for ridiculous comparison.

Safety glass.
Originally used in the eyepieces of gas masks in WWI, then later adopted for car windshields.

Nope. Most mirrors are "Second Surface Mirrors" where the light first passes through a clear medium (glass) and then hits the reflective surface applied to the back.
A weapon like this would be able to heat the glass enough to distort and reduce the reflection, allowing more energy to be absorbed, creating more…

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5mph bumpers that are not ugly.

I've never used the airbags in the cars I've owned, either. That's not a reason to not get them.

Marvel Helicarrier?

The Internal Combustion Engine.
There is something inherently primitive about the formula "dinosaur juice + fire = go." Yes, gasoline is incredibly dense energy storage, but between fuel cells and electric motors, we need to get better at turning potential into kinetic.

Porsche Knives.

You mentioned that Mrs. McM puts the sheet on the floor of the garage?
If you park in a garage, you don't need a sheet to keep the snow off your car. You have a garage for that.
Or am I missing something?

Indeed. They exist, but just not available in the US. Mazda 6, Accord, Legacy - I want a real deal mid-size wagon.

Sure - just like the green line extension into Somerville...

The Longfellow Bridge between Cambridge and Boston (aka - the "Salt and Pepper Bridge")
Meant to carry cars, subway and pedestrians - but between the poor design and continuous construction, it fails at all of the above.

Fun fact:

Earlier this month, stores across Japan offered "lucky bags" (福袋 or fukubukuro), which typically contain an array of items at a discounted price. In the past, you didn't know what the fukubukuro contained, but more recently, at many stores, you do.

"You only need 2 snow tires - just on the drive wheels" = "I don't care about all-wheel brakes."

This seems reasonable on its face. But if you were the second-to-last last CNN employee on Earth, would you really go looking for a librarian?