He was just looking for his bird.

Amen, brother!
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Toyota Hilux. Well, not "Useless" so much as "Useful mostly for insurgent uprisings." Which is worse than useless to most of us.

Do they still bend at the frame as soon as you hit a jump? This falls into the category of "mouth making promises the ass can't deliver."

I see this and I think "airline catering" more than "Monster Bro".

Inspector Gadget's Gadget Mobile. It transformed from one ugly car into another.

I want a Subaru Diesel in the US. We're ready for one. People will buy them. Please bring them here.

http://www.subaru.com.au/diesel

Spines. How do they work?

Is the "That editor is a Britisher" supposed to mean "Oh, he's not anti-foreigner - he's a foreigner himself?" Or is it more "I take no responsibility for the poor choices of those damn foreigners?" Or is it "See, look at my foreign friend here! No racism!"

Yeah, I'm just not seeing a positive interpretation of that…

VW Bus.

Spotting one usually is immediately followed by someone doing a bad "Hippie-voice" impression.
Far out, man.

Yes. This is what I am saying.

I see one and think "Oh, that K-Car is looking a little bloaty... Wait, it's a Ford? A Mustang?!? For Fox sake!"

Are you kidding? From '78 to '93, Ford didn't even know what a Mustang was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Must…

Less of a problem than you'd think. I once had a bad situation resulting from some poorly fitting bike shorts and a very long ride. It needed lots of TLC for recovery, and no, not the fun kind. Absolute last thing on my mind in that condition.

PS - "Bag Balm" is a miracle from heaven, in a can.

Easily accessible LATCH anchors. Because my fingers are too big to play 3rd base with the back seat's crack.
Who's with me, dads?

Keep a spare key in your pocket. Most cars are harder to lock yourself out of than they used to be, but you'd still hate to have to call a locksmith because you locked your keys in the trunk at a rest stop at 2am while digging out a hoodie.

I went to OSU 20-ish years ago. Some friends were in TBDBITL, and I heard bits of this going on then. Crude songs and nicknames, excessive boozing, and some sexual assault.

Seconded. Unless it runs on miracles and pixie farts, I'd still rather drive a Fit than a Smart.

Agreed. Beef it up, and it would be riot to hoon.
But the base model, as is, is still a much better car than the Smart.

Awesome irony of the Smart doing laps around a Honda Fit at the end.