Historians will note that Irene was officially reclassified as a Class 3 Sh!tstorm upon landfall at Ocean City.

It's a Category 4 Nostalgiacane!

TRACTORCYCLE!

We'll remind you of this when "fire season" kicks in to gear.

Why turn indeed - the cop juked left. You never juke left on an undivided road. If he had steered that far right, it would have been a chase, not a crash.

I believe black holes should just work prohperly.

In high school, we felt like kings cruising in my buddy's dad's LeBaron.

The Chevy Caprice red squares of doom from the mid-80s. Maybe it was just my being of a certain age in the suburbs, but those lights always seemed to say "Hey, kids - I see what you're doing back there."

Makes for good soap, too.

Question: Hybrid racing?

Caption: Gov. Perry plows headlong into the primaries.

RIP, Wankel.

Or "Marketing"...

"I just think planets should work properly." - Dyson

A recharger built into the hinges - juices up every time you open or close the door.

"Send" implies that we have the ability to collect and propel the stuff with some sort of economically feasible means. Which we don't. We're talking about an area of space about 200x the volume of the earth.

My Italian is a little rusty, but doesn't "Bella Figura" roughly mean "curvy lady"? Not a bad choice for the Snookmobile.

Almost this... I rented a For-Four in Italy on vacation. That thing was a blast to drive. It felt like a worthy cousin of a Mercedes A-Class, only slightly economized.

Sad gascap is sad.

He was snubbed from history books due to his relation to that no-good turncoat counterfeiter, David Farnsworth of the 18th Century.