Social worker PSA:

I got Wardrobe. Stick with me kid and we'll go places!!

Is it wrong that my standards for kitten film remakes are higher than this?

Although I'm a guy that few would consider a feminist (i.e. I only read Jezebel when it's linked from Deadspin or something), I wanted to jump on my couch and shout GIRL POWER!! after watching this interview last night. These girls are fucking badasses. Like oh great, you sit at your computer screen and blog or make…

I'm confused. Didn't you mean to write about Macklemore?

Somewhere Clint Eastwood's going "Why isn't anyone but me upset that Beyonce was grinding on the president?"

AHEM

And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…

"Commodifying women's bodies"— you're doing it right, Jezebel!

Are your pageviews down this month?

Here's a vital conversation to have: where should we draw the line at doing asshole things because those asshole things "create a conversation"?

Here it is now where's my money

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

Or you could take that $10,000, Jezebel, and donate it to a worthwhile charity.

I was 14, my algebra teacher was 31. It was at a Catholic school, and when the nuns suspected something was up, they pulled me aside and told me to cut it out.

I always hated Brian.

WE'LL DO ANYTHING. JUST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET ALL OF THESE CREEPY TWITCHY YAPPY LITTLE SWEATER-WEARING SHIT-FACTORY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF HERE.

Pretty sure school of thrones is way better