My very very VERY first TV crush EVER was Fred from Scooby Doo.

I know this comment itself will be in "The Greys" but I just want to take a moment to remind — nay, BEG, my fellow Jezebels:

SHE. For fucks sake, SHE.

Why are you so intent on quoting articles from the Daily Mail? It's worse than trash. It's racist, misogynist, sexist, classist, right-wing, and full of shit.

That was just too good.

The Bjørn Identity.

So...just so we're clear we're all ok with the concept of the UK and their commonwealth''s head of state being of a heriditary lineage of germans who got the throne despite being 50th in line for it because they weren't catholics and whose right to that position is based on the idea that god ordains certain families…

Most of America would rather Native Americans be a group of a past to commemorate than a group still present to deal with.