Neither Bradley Cooper nor Ryan Gosling are sexy in my opinion. Ryan Gosling is a great actor, but he doesn't do it for me, at all.

Reminds me of when I took my little brother on his first roller coaster. He really wanted to go, but as it got closer and closer he got scared. I basically had to make him ride it. Once he did he loved it so much he rode it 10 more times, to the point where I was begging him to stop dragging me on it.

My parents will say, "Obamacare," because he has to help provide healthcare for his, like, two employees. But that doesn't go into effect for two years.

My dad owns a small business and it hasn't changed a lick during the Obama administration. My parents are still racist anti-Obama tea-partiers, but they're afraid of what he might do in the future because he's a "socialist muslim", not because of what he has done.

I went to Petsmart. It was pretty crowded actually.

Damn, he's my age! I feel super useless.

My parents would laugh at that.

I was subbing for a class today and there WAS a kid named Weston.

Sandusky went on to hurt more children. McQueary did NOT stop it. He did not make sure it didn't happen again. If he did stop the act at the time, he apparently never found out the kid's name or reported it to the kid's guardians. Ridiculous. Sorry McQueary, but GTFO.

She looks so amazing, you couldn't tell that she was shot in the head. It's really miraculous what doctors can do now.

It's because the way she phrases it, it sounds like she's collecting them. "Oh, I'd like to collect a couple from India but I'd totally like one from America too, lol! Just ship 'em to my house!" They're PEOPLE, Gaga. People.

Yeah, this is my two dogs' first time change when they have a set schedule, so yesterday was interesting. They go to bed at 8:00, so at 7:00 they were ready and we made them stay up, the poor babies. They just made a little nest on the couch and fell asleep.

My aunt got a really nice loan from the Educational Employee's Credit Union in California. If you're related to an educational employee or are one I really recommend it. They have been awesome, I'm never leaving them for a bank.

No, we have several years to go.

There's this elderly guy at the church I go to who is always telling me that politics don't matter, because the world is being run by 1) The illuminate, 2) The Jews, and 3) Some guy I've never heard of. It's ALL explained in this one book, you guys.

I understand. Personally, I hate my last name, so will consider taking my future husband's if I prefer it. But other than that, I don't see a reason to.

I love how nervous David looked standing next to Conan while waiting. So adorable. I'm really happy for them!

I considered it once. Now that I've seen that picture I never, ever will. Gross. Oh and the story also.

Seriously, it looks nasty. The saddest part is an animal had to die to make that piece of crap. If I was slaughtered for food I'd want to be made into something awesome.

I have a similar eye color. They are grey, but sometimes greenish and sometimes blueish depending on what I'm wearing. But everyone always tells me they're blue.