Man, I need to get the ball rolling and get myself accused!

Man, I'm super glad I decided not to develop that eating disorder! Instead I chose crippling depression, which is way more awesome, and more importantly, better for my brand!

You're just not very good at branding yourself, I guess! Sorry.

Evanescence has some pretty songs :( But I never admit to people that I like them. WAIT I JUST DID OH SHI-

It isn't a big deal to me, but if I met, say, a 30 year old man whose favorite music artist was Justin Bieber... yeah, I can say that I probably wouldn't go out with him.

I had those nails for a while, they cost 30 bucks. It sucked.

The lead singer just sounds like a total douchebag when he sings. every time a hear one of their songs I just have to roll my eyes. No, you are not that cool, dudebro.

I experienced something once, but I've always chalked it up to just being my imagination. My old dog died of cancer about age 14 a year and a half ago (we had put her to sleep). The cancer had been in the bones of one of her legs, and she walked with a limp around the house for years before she died. About a week…

I know someone who claims to have been haunted, a former professor of mine. Her ghost story would honestly beat anyone's here, it is truly haunting, but I don't feel comfortable telling it without her permission because it's a very personal story for her and her family involving family members that had been murdered,…

If my brother ever dies and decides to haunt me, I'm pretty sure that's how his ghost will manifest itself.

I'm the same way, I can't even wear t-shirts to bed because they always feel like they're choking me, I have to go to bed topless.

I'm like this too. I still don't believe in ghosts and I won't until something like this happens.

I take Trazodone. Yay!

Any time someone mentions Paul I have to actively resist the urge to blurt out, "Paul was a dick!!!" because that's really the only response I can give. Paul was a total douchecanoe. I follow Jesus.

Seriously, is there anyone who thinks that guy is funny?

The one where Quagmire's dad comes out as transgender. The way they handled that entire episode was super disgusting.

A lot of people say that Family Guy is satire. I've watched it for years, and I would say it is RARELY satire. You can go around saying the n word or doing whatever you want, but turning around and saying "It's satire" when people call you out on it is stupid. I eventually stopped watching it because I got sick of…

I'll admit, when I talk about him (which is rarely, obviously), I'm like, "SANDRA BULLOCK'S ADORABLE CHUBBY-CHEEKED BABY HE IS SO CUTE."

Yeah, I was eating lunch and am no longer hungry. Gross gross gross gross gross gross.

At least all my bitchiness and drama was gone by the time I reached high school. My brother just entered college and it is STILL going on for him.