As a woman who has an age, I say “let those bosoms fly!” Her rack is incredible. If mine looked that good, I’d never cover my cleavage. Moar fluffy, bounteous boobs, plz.

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

Simmer down Bobby! This is a Saran Wrap!

I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

I am so glad she found someone else. Her case helped to give my wife and I equal rights.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

I see this pic of her everywhere for one of those You Might Also Like links at the bottom of pages that leads to some suspicious site, using a headline like “What Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To Know About His Other Daughter!”
EVERYWHERE.

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

I know! I know! It was Big Ang!

You’re lucky I didn’t take 100 million.

Did he tap his right foot doe

This may or may not count because it’s secondhand, but my dad shared this one and he is not a man prone to exaggeration or lies just for the sake of a good story.

I didn’t read the byline on this article but I read this:

The line about how “he likes to hang around beauty pageants” was a nice burn too.

What about when Hillary talked about Michelle Obama’s amazing speech at the DNC convention? Melania shade?

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

+1 placenta falling to the floor