“You guys are peeing on me tonight,”

Always a warning sign:

Fisher is a personal trainer for celebrities-she’s not a servant and her livelihood was never in danger. 🙄

Does anyone ever ask the anti-vax people if they in fact were vaccinated as kids and if so do they think it was harmful to them? Please provide the evidence. 

My favorite (/s) response to Dessen’s tweet was when someone replied “Fuck that fucking bitch.”, and Dessen replied to that with “I love you. [heart emoji]”.

Incorrect. If she had said it was “a less-moving piece of relationship news,” then yes. In this case, absolutely not. And in editing, real editing, there’s no such thing as just the “most glaring ones.” 

“Industry sized” should also have a hyphen - should we chastise you for missing that?

How much time on your hands do you even have? 

Funny...

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

In almost every state, selling non-transplantable human body parts is legal as long as they are not fetuses.

Weird that there’s no mention of Weevil in this article. His attempt to go legit, and the way the town refuses to let him, was the most striking thing to me about the movie. It was heartbreaking to see him return to the PCH life at the end.  

Also, what about the other person wearing the shorts suit, all the way over on our right?!  

That’s Christen Press. Let’s talk about the suit on the woman on the far right with the sun glasses and chains

Pete... you okay?

Man, you really have some personal stuff to work out if you get suicidal over pop radio and hamburgers.

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

I just want to burn it all the fuck down.  

So I decided to read up on this because honestly I don’t trust Taylor Swift. In my eyes she’s the paragon of manipulative feminism. She’s only a supporter when it benefits her and her outing by KimK just confirmed to me what I was suspicious about all along.

He looks like a big toe SMH