That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

At least Hillary Clinton wasn’t stupid enough to put the New York City Office of Emergency Management into the World Trade Center against the recommendation of the FBI.

John McCain?! Do you not know who he is? Did you forget this coming up in 2008?

I love how their faces kind of collectively freeze as he starts to talk about Ms. Universe having “gained a lot of weight.” Like they’re all thinking “Shut up shut up SHUT UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”

What he did was horrific, and I’m sure they’re disgusted by it, but the other co-stars of that show have every right to ALSO hate him for making it impossible for them to ever get any more sweet syndication residuals. Ditto Cosby Show co-stars.

i love this because she was specific that he should be dead.

“I scoured everything I could possibly find about why vaccines might be harmful. I became pretty convinced.”

there actually is more to this, and its actually way worse, though really, mostly for me, and its related to the timeline.

My father walked in on me masturbating, luckily for me he is now dead so no one but I now know it ever happened.

So...how did that particular file get billed?

The problem is that it’s fucked up to tell people but it’s also impossible to keep something like that to yourself.

I’m 14 in 2002. Back then everyone in the family shared a PC. No individual smart phones, tablets, or laptops like kids nowadays get to have. So we shared time on the computer between me, my sister and my dad.

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

OMG....

I was fortunate enough not to see it. 

Back in my escorting days I went to use the bathroom after a...session(?) & after I washed my face I opened his linen closet in search of a towel of some sort. I found a towel, but I also found a very elaborate shrine to Shelley Long. So. Yeah.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

OFFICER: Drop the gun.

There was an intervention.