Christopher-Bitchens
Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

Yep. I’m not a huge Jim Carrey fan of late (mostly due to his anti-vax nonsense), but now that I know his accuser is a Scientologist, I’m leaning more toward believing Carrey.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

Security cameras? That’s an extra level of gross.

...but you just got home from a dope dinner where the chef came out and was chatty and charming and suggested to you an off-menu item that was DA BOMB and then you went for drinks, oh god so many drinks and the uber ride was long AF but you’re snuggled up in too-cozy sheets and he thinks you’re as much a delicacy as

He’s a definite hate-follow

I think it would be especially funny if her date to her Clinton bash would be an roguishly handsome Muslim.

Questions about my high school dating life would be more dead air than fresh air.

She offended Gene Simmons to the point that he walked out of the interview. Gene Simmons. KISS’ Gene Simmons.

fucked up

Thank you for explaining the television

These women do know they’re about to be brutally murdered and eaten, right? They HAVE to know.

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

A self-described “gentleman,” he buttered up his lady friend — whom he described as “passionate about law” — by whisking her to the top of the Empire State building.

seven of those stabbed have already been treated and released from area hospitals. One remains hospitalized, though none of the injuries were deemed life-threatening.

As a dog owner and as someone who watched her mother lose a very long battle with Lupus that had her last 3 years confined to hospice care, I can assure you this inability to let go is not confined to our pets. If you are ever in that extremely agonizing place where you hold on to hope for your loved ones while trying

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.

It’s weird that you’re acting like taking a photo takes more than 5 seconds. It’s not enough of a delay to make any difference. The picture will also be valuable evidence if, e.g., the mom’s lawyer claims later that she wasn’t unconscious.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.