When presidential candidate and sentient hemorrhoid dripping with an odd concoction of santorum and Cheeto dust Donald Trump is president, we won’t have to worry about pesky women’s equality in the White House because there won’t be any women there in the first place.

This is a pretty cool thing. I wish that I worked with more women because this would not play out well in IRL. I work with mostly men, older men at that, and I have just resorted to ignoring what they say during meetings and then pardoning my memory loss by offering my own ideas. It works for me but obviously is not…

Taylor is a former pro hockey player and currently works at a financial firm.

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.

One of my favorite birdsrightsactivist tweets, mocking the “it’s not racism, it’s just reality!” bullshit:

“YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT....

And also...so what if they take every available sick day? I get that it’s a problem if you start taking more time than you actually have, but if I take all of the time the company allotted to me (for whatever reason) why is that somehow then seen as a problem? If you don't want me to take 12 sick days, do not offer me…

I know. I mean why does my wife need more than 3 pairs of shoes? Sport, casual and dress suits me just fine.

Taking “Junior” to the hospital is a totally valid use of a sick day under basically every rule out there. What the fuck.

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.

Counterpoint - I upgraded to the iOS 10 public beta on a 64 GB 6 Plus and it has not once crashed my device nor have I had any issues with it whatsoever. Upgrade to iOS 10.

(Promo shot for Hamilton)

What is the point?! I love Mel & Sue.

Italian filmmaker Spaghetto

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Oh, so that's why he walks this way.

More than ANYTHING, I’d need to have a really clear talk with my husband about the need for him to not dismiss and invalidate my upset feelings. That was really uncool and unfunny, and he really read your needs wrong on that one. You were upset and needed to feel safe and like he had your back, not further objectified…

I listened to the Trifecta growing up - Monica, Brandy and Aaliyah. Brandy always felt like she was above the other two because she had Moesha. Plus she was backed by Puff and Mase. But that was over 15 years ago, let it go Brandy. After Full Moon, nobody wanted to listen to you.

She is pretty.

No! It’s not a joke! But even though Robert Arquette claims Alexis was using male pronouns at the end of their life, I have since changed “brother” to “sibling.”