I used to think this mentality was generational (I know. Silly me, right?) until I had a couple of old friends I hadn’t seen in years over to the house one night. Grilling, beer, deep conversations about old school video games. You know, the usual. Aaaanyway, the kids were playing in the living room when one of my…

No, because he was a little boy, not an adult man.

Last year I had pieces of cloth and clothespins in my kindergarten classroom that the kids would make outfits out of. One day at sharing time two little boys proudly stood in front of the class to show off the dresses they had made.

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

I’m hoping this will be me and Mr. Gardeners.

Thank you.

Kara, I just want you to know that I had a dream the other night in which someone said something shady, and I put my hand to my chest, looked at my best girlfriend, and said, “Did she just?” And she said, “I think she did.”

fresh and local, from farmer’s markets and random country road food stalls everywhere, why the hell would you buy them in a grocery store in the middle of the summer??

Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

was there any investigation to determine if Dr. Sears was hit on the head with a hammer?

I hit that point like 13 years ago, when Seasonale came out. It was amazing to only have 4 periods a year. Then I switched to a Mirena IUD and haven’t had a period since the day it was inserted. It’s everything I’d ever wanted since I first heard about periods. I hate periods. It’s one of the shittiest things about…

There is this woman I know, she is a part-time fitness instructor, who wears this suit any time she can. Like, no one else has a swimsuit on, in fact it is nighttime, but she is just standing around in it. It looks good on her, except that we all kind of look around at each other like “wtf, why does she have this on…

The finding isn’t that giraffes from different regions have different colors and patterns. It’s that they're different species.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Actually... there's lots of evidence pointing towards him and child murderers are more common than you may think. Google it if you want :)

Who here was aware of this?

Mom always said: find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

Admittedly, my Spanish is a little rusty but I don’t think that’s actually an accurate translation. I think it means more “The only thing that’s important is who you are on the inside”, meaning if you’re a good person and have a good heart, then nothing else matters.