Christopher-Bitchens
Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

Maybe it’s not normal behavior to you, but I talk and laugh to myself all the time. I don’t use a British accent, no, but only because mine SUCKS.

I also really liked The Invitation, Netflix has quite a few good horror/thrillers available right now.

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

He. Seems. Like. A. Nice. Person. Just.Kidding. He Is.An Awful. Person.

Every time Phyllis’ name is mentioned, I love to take the opportunity to remind everyone that bitch used nannies to help raise her kids while she was on the road and shaming women who used nannies.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

Welp...

Bye, Phyllis.

Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual sign-holding peters out in a few weeks.

Here is a quote from the recent obituary of a Nobel prize winning chemist, Ahmed H. Bewail.

I love this man and I support his work

Tons more.

Because while he only dreams of torturing the sick and poor and be considered a hero for it, she actually did it

It would appear Mother Theresa was in fact quite the asshole.

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.

I don’t like sex offenders any more than the next person, but I think it’s pretty dangerous to make their lives so damned unlivable that the ones who want to be rehabilitated lose any motivation to stay on the right path.

Nail polish remover isn’t cold. However, it evaporates very quickly, and when it evaporates it carries away a bit of thermal energy, causing your skin to feel cold. Same reason you feel cold when you get out of a pool and water evaporates off your skin, just faster.

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

Bless.

“No word on how Kate Moss took all of this.”