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Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

I was an extra for the concert scene. They played a bunch of other songs between takes, including an awesome cover of Wild Horses, so even though I had to hear the same song over and over, I also got a concert throw in, and $75.

Oh come on...

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.

2 words. Bed Bugs

Laughing at Chris Brown’s lame ass?

I was a high school senior and he was a 30-year-old “college” graduate.

His best work was playing off of Richard Pryor. They both brought deep nuance to their comedic characters, be it anger, fragility, or just fucking insanity.

That article just advised doing pretty much everything women hate about being out in a public place.

I fucking hate that original article so much. IF I HAVE HEADPHONES IN DO NOT TALK TO ME. It’s aggravating enough walking down the street in New York City and being a woman; headphones are basically my only recourse to drowning out weirdos and catcalls. Related: why, in 2016, do we still insist that men have to make

I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.

They just mean he wasn’t outwardly disturbed, and I’m sure the statement was a translation from Chinese + different phrases or idioms appropriate in other languages.

What do the police even do? They don’t care if your house is robbed, if your car is stolen, if you’re mugged, especially not if you’re raped, and they have no obligation to stop a crime in progress. So, traffic stops and jamming people up for marijuana?

As much as I admire her no-make-up thing she is doing right now, I wish she would acknowledge that being comfortable without make-up is way easier for someone who, you know...looks like Alicia Keys, rather than a potato like the rest of us plebes.

My Law and Order degree says yes.

I’ve heard it’s a good movie.

Getting a girl to say yes................................