My partner is in a band that attracts a lot of younger fans, and whenever they play the fans will plug in their phones ON STAGE ALL THE TIME, in the same power strips where their gear is plugged into.

This is super interesting. Pictorial should have you write an article about these cartoons!

“You’re reasonably attractive”.

Ha!! Don’t be nervous...it sounds like you know what you’re doing. I will say that he was on tour with his band, and their van was robbed and everything was taken, but he happened to have his passport on him. Then he was pickpocketed but kept his passport in his front pocket, so he did get out of Rome, just with no…

My partner got robbed twice in Rome. It’s pretty bad.

Yayyy my lil’ story made it! I felt like such a badass bitch when I gave him that ring....

As a woman that’s always been adimately against marriage, I wanted to find a special way to show my (male) partner that I cherished him enough to spend the rest of my days with him. I searched for the perfect ring for him, and during our anniversary dinner, I said, ‘So....I don’t want to do anything in life without…

I bought that scratcher lounge and it is also the best $50 I’ve ever spent. I also bought them a cage that bolts into the window (like an AC unit) and they can get fresh air out the window. They LOVE that thing.

I feel like all my coworkers know I'm faking my way through my job. But I also kinda feel like they are too.

As a teenager, I hung out with the bad kids. One of them had a party house with absent parents that also happened to be watched by the local cops because of the drugs going in and out. I was pretty young and not yet partaking, but I loved being part of the cool kids group.

Get this man some clippers, NOW!

Ugh I have no idea. I didn’t get it either. Like, how the hell could an ex’s photo make you want to screw someone? I would've been horrified if a guy showed me a photo of someone he cheated on and was heartbroken over. So awkward!

I once invoiced my ex. I wrote up an invoice, mailed it to him and gave him a net30. It was so dumb, like who cares about $200 after you just got your heart broken. But I was young and angry and sad.

I got that but while he crawled on his hands and knees crying. It was one of the most horrifying experiences of my life.

The Cramps! Hands down my favorite show. In fact, both times I saw them, Lux Interior drank a bottle of Yellowtail and danced around in stilettos while Poison Ivy just looked bored and cool as shit. I’ve been to several local shows that were fun for other reasons (a good makeout sesh in the bathroom, etc) but the…

About 10 years ago (when smoking in bars was still a thing) I was being aggressively hit on by some dude at a bar in front of his friends, then he asked me for a cigarette. I leaned back in my barstool, reached into my purse for a cigarette, lit it, blew smoke in his face without breaking eye contact while his friends…

I’m constantly throwing boring corporate speak together for nonsense bullshit emails...I’m not even entirely sure I know what I’m trying to say. I do use the word ‘protocol’ a lot though.

Unfortunately I think I’m one of these people. I hate it too! TRYING TO CHANGE I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was SO SWEET. I do these super weird things too that my partner, at best loves, and at worst shrugs at. If I have a guy that just shrugs when I'm trying to put pink polo sweaters on our dog and smiles when I take my cat outside on a leash, then that's the guy I want forever.

I had a friend who hooked up with Vincent Gallo and apparently he just asked her to take her shirt off, jerked off on her, told her he was narcoleptic and fell asleep.