Christopher-Bitchens
Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

Spongebob tried to hit on me once in front of the Chinese Theatre. He kept asking about my hair in that creepy high-pitched voice.

Oh god Cary Stayner is why I'm still terrified of camping! I'm so glad you got out of that marriage, hope you're much happier!

CUUUUTE! Sloths are the BEST. I could watch this gif forever.

It’s all about the TRAIN. Can’t wait until our subway does more than go 4 places.

Reppin’ Los Feliz over here!

Dammit! I’m always late to the game posting on here because I’m on the west coast.

I'm pretty late to the game, but here's my story anyway. My ex was the cool guy at art school, and all the girls loved his hip counterculture ways. I thought nothing of it, until I went to surprise him at work to find a girl sitting on his lap. I was livid, he gaslighted me and was pissed that "I visited without

After a particularly shitty comment from my narcissistic mother, and an awful day at an unfulfilling job, I called my partner and violently sobbed into the phone, "EVERY DECISION I'VE EVER MADE HAS BEEN WRONG!!" And proceeded to gross-cry while I listed off everything I 'should've done differently'. Obviously this was

I totally get it.

I proposed at dinner with a ring for my boyfriend (I'm a woman) and we didn't make a scene. It was like a conversation over dinner. In fact, we hardly told anyone afterwards....just a few people here and there, casually in conversation. I kinda love that it's a personal thing, just for us.

Also add on the fact that photographers aren't close to being done working after a shoot is wrapped. Retouching and editing is enormously time consuming and hard work. So when people ask for shoots for free, I have to literally, step by step, explain what goes into a shoot.

Sadly I can confirm this. I accidentally awoke/frightened my cat from a deep sleep and he bit me and I had my hand wrapped in an ace bandage for a week and on antibiotics.

The movie company I work for continues to work with very, very difficult women all the time. While I think there are considerably more difficult actors getting more consistent work than difficult actresses, there are a hell of a lot of mean actresses out there making money.

Yayy, happy to say I have one of those stories! I wouldn't say it's cool, but glad to be "that girl" that proposed to her male partner!

First year art student. White girl dreads. Lots of seashell necklaces. Boot cut jeans that almost resembled bell bottoms...but not quite. I hide pics from that era under lock and key.

I'm going to dig it out and have a Lifetime viewing party! And transfer that shit to DVD because it's my cool kid clout!

I had a recent convo with a few friends and one of them told me she lost hers on the top of a beautiful mountain with monks chanting in the background, one lost hers to her ex-fiancé (romantic), one lost hers to a hot punk girl in high school, and then I had to tell my story...

you know, every guy I've told doesn't seem to think it's as cool as I do. :-/

Guys, this is probably the only time I can brag about this (even though I try often), but when I was 19, some guy filmed a scene from a Lifetime movie in the cool hip clothing store I worked at and I was the bitchy store clerk (in real life AND in the movie). I was literally in 3 seconds of the movie but I was SO