Christopher-Bitchens
Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

Oh god no. It was where he was 'souping up' his muscle car.....sex was right next to an engine block. It gets even worse....when summer rolled around, he said, 'hey babe, I'll be way to busy working on my car to hang out'. I got broken up with for a car.

Ha no two different guys....Oh god if they melded together, it would pretty much create Mystery. I need to drink bleach now....

Sigh.....a white guy that would wear "funky jamiroquai hats" in high school. I lost my virginity in his storage unit. :-/

Sigh...I cringe when I think about it, but a be-ponytailed Korn fan took my virginity in a storage unit. He would do the Korn voices too.... :( :( :( :(

Ha my mom did that to my dad during Xmas (in front of me and my sister) about 10 years ago. My sis and I were like....WUT ARE YOU DOING MOM? I guess she expected us to gang up on him and hate him but we were too stunned to say/do anything.

Trying to explain catcalling and how terrifying it can be to a man is impossible. I've tried to explain it to my boyfriend on several occasions and he just rolls his eyes, assuming I'm being over-dramatic. I think a lot of men still believe catcalling is the occasional whistle from a construction worker.

I had a friend that was proposed to in front of her (and his) entire family. She felt like she had to say yes, and she ended up leaving him a year later. She told me she felt like she was pressured into the whole marriage.

I'm reading her book right now and it's great! I'm so happy to see hilarious females at the forefront of comedy (and publishing) right now.

There are literally gangs of street Chihuahuas where my partner works (in Boyle Heights, east LA). So many sweet little adoptable pups out here. :(

This is....holy shit awful. What a terrible person.

My kitty once fell (or maybe jumped??) from my 4th story balcony, and I found her in a bush, purring away. I was mad + scared + laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.

Back when I was in college, I was dating the 'cool guy' that turned out to be a gaslighting psychopath. One night I noticed he wasn't in bed, and I got up to see where he was. He was, in fact, in his living room jerking it to gay porn. I've never seen him get up so fast in my life....he slammed the computer lid closed

Ha, I had the same thing happen to me. Came home from a trip to find a long purple hair in his bed. I have short blonde hair. Then I see a stack of photos from his Halloween party, and a picture of him with his arm around a girl with, you guessed it, a purple wig on. I've never felt such blind rage!

He's a magician at the Magic Castle in LA. I saw his show there!

That is the BEST response to anyone asking me if I'm getting married. "Well, sure either never or twice".

As someone with one of these disorders, who is very skinny and model-esque, nobody ever has told me they inspire to be like me after finding out about all of my health problems. The opposite, in fact.

Me too. He's on a fancy diet and everything. :-(

My cat had cat acne and I switched to metal feeding bowls and would scrub his chin with clearasil pads once a day and it finally went away. Those plastic bowls are what usually causes it. :-(

Yeah my shrink told me the same thing when I was getting stalked. No matter what, no engaging, even when they threaten. Just file the emails away for the police.