From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.

oh holy shit those fat cheesehumps would F-R-E-A-K.

At least spell Ivy right in this rant for fucks sake.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

What about “Gattaca”?

Yeah but did he take a knee during the anthem?

Someone needs to tell Villanueva that he’s part of a TEAM and shouldn’t make this about himself.

Who?

Michelle Bachman was a Minnesota Congresswoman, so yeah a lot of Minnesota isn’t that progressive.

The most ridiculous part about this whole thing is you could have an epic season winning a ton of races, something that would normally give you an almost runaway championship, and then in the final round some rookie moron could put you in the wall and you’ve instantly lost. Yeah in stick and ball sports its the same,…

Viewership is down, so they clutch at straws.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

My comment would be 20X longer with a 2 paragraph interlude describing my dinner in the middle.

someone who knows, GRRM

Can’t be afraid to try. Fear is the mind-killer.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Judging by his drug cocktail, I take “unexpected reaction” to mean “not dead”.

“A measle-y $10 million is a small pox to pay”.