Believe the victim! (unless the victim is telling you she isn’t a victim, then don’t trust her!)

Or he’s willing to take Katz, the alleged victim, at her word. Doesn’t seem too crazy to me...

Racism, mostly.

He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

At first I thought this would be dumb. Because who puts th effort into the glottal stop required to properly pronounce “Kirk Cousins.”

Eat, sleep, train.

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

Earth is a flat circle.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Comey is not good. Trump firing him during the course of an investigation is EXTRA not good.

Also Sally Yates owned Ted Cruz yesterday. ‪http://bit.ly/2pVKCZB‬

She has a self driving car. She doesnt know the drivers name and assumes he comes with the car.

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!