It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

“Trophies!?!??”

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

The victim, a 69-year-old Kentucky doctor named David Dao, was quickly identified thanks to the reporting of a local Louisville paper, The Courier-Journal, whose editors decided to publish sordid details from Dao’s past, based on publicly available court records.

The most shocking thing about this story is that it wasn’t at ASU.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Don’t ever try to apply logic to any of this sort of bullshit.

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

So if I think you look like an asshole, I can just punch you in the face, right?

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

I am aware—lifelong State fan. “The mountaintop,” as it relates to the perceived goals of the N.C. State athletics department, isn’t just a national title, though, it’s also consistent regular-season success in the ACC. NC State has made clear that it wants to be on the level of Duke/UNC and cease the 2-3 (or 5) year…

Politics has nothing to do with hating hearing about Tebow, or hating that Tebow gets a free ride to suck ass at baseball, taking roster spots from countless other minor league actual-baseball-players just so whatever franchise can sell some jerseys and tickets to Tebow sheep.

The Honda was already on the brakes for the slower traffic BEFORE the Toyota moved into what was his braking zone. The Toyota then proceeds to about take off the front of the Explorer.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

The ability to determine sarcasm hasn’t, evidently.