The starters are on the floor.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

I’m glad you lost that game.

Every time someone says “supposably” I die a little inside.

You had so many good headline options, Samer.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

The other similarity with the 94-95 team was that douche-canoe Coach K conveniently bailed on that team too, the moment he realized it was a dumpster fire like this year’s is.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

Aqib: when you’ve turned an Oakland Raider into a victim to sympathize with it might be time to examine your life choices.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

Don’t let facts get in the way of their virtue signaling!

Or Blake Bortles.

Must be +50

And thanks to the NFL’s official online ticket exchange, his dad was able to see it happen from the stands.

Icing On The Cake

How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?