I don’t mean this as an excuse, but more of a question of universality: is there a “professional” field that doesn’t involve “crunches”? I work in healthcare. We’re in one now with COVID-19. We end up in one every year with seasonal flu (which we’re also still in). My 12 hour shifts routinely end up 14 hours long, and…

I don’t judge anyone’s coffee experience (except this one dude who insisted on 14 sugars per 6oz cup, but that’s because of diabetes) but I had exactly the opposite experience.

$50 for serving a single pour of scotch is getting up into Jeff Bezos’ hourly rate territory. I’m in the wrong field. 

Cook-Out is the best, and Will sounds like an asshole NC would do well to disown. 

No provider in the world is going to administer alteplase (tPA) based on a random sharpie on the arm. We care about the “last known normal” time- the last time someone can definitively state the patient was normal. If you’re capable of communicating via writing, you’ll have to continue to do that up until someone…

Co-signed. I have kids, but even the two year-old already understands that the place Dad will absolutely not tolerate bad behavior is in a restaurant. I don’t want my evening/meal ruined, and I’m DAMN sure not gonna ruin someone else’s. My kids have all gone outside for the “When you stop fucking around, we’ll eat”…

1. Emmitt Smith

Pro-tip: you can get Mac sauce on the QPC. Just ask. Most people won’t even charge you. 

I’ve never seen a Jags fan in real life. 

He was throwing to Ted Motherfucking Ginn and Kelvin “Buffet” Benjamin. I’m not saying that explains everything, but it damn sure doesn’t help. 

Whether he did or didn’t, she was definitely already fuckin’ that other dude. 

Give me vinegar, or give me death. 

I love, love, love my Global GF-34. It’s a well-balanced blade made out of great steel. It has the perfect amount of weight to it- much heavier than the consumer model. It’s easy to clean, and doesn’t have anywhere for grime or food particles to collect.

I love, love, love my Global GF-34. It’s a well-balanced blade made out of great steel. It has the perfect amount of…

When I first moved in to an apartment with my first live-in girlfriend, I happened to flip past Rachael Ray on TV and saw that she was making a “30 minute” (lies) macaroni and cheese. Wanting to impress my special lady with my domestic abilities, I watched her make the recipe, went out and purchased the ingredients,…

In some states having earbuds in while driving is illegal. In all states it’s stupid and makes you a lot more dangerous on the road.

I deserve to be shamed for this, but the Taco Bell Nacho Fries were pretty fucking amazing.

I’m still bitter about the loss of the double round-robin.

When I was in college, Swine Flu was a thing. When we were already shithoused after a St. Baldrick’s event, the local dive had shots on special for $2.50. That bought you an half jigger of Pepe Loco brand tequila, and a half jigger of Aristocrat brand gin mixed together in a shot glass and slid over to you with a sad,…

Thanks man. Excellent writing. I live, breathe, and love Carolina, but goddamn I wish we could just square up and address some of this stuff.

The shadow is by far the best part. Still visible in both pics.