“In my day a quarter got you a FREE shitty toy from the grocery store gumball machine! That’s real money!”

Literally less than a mile from the brand-new North Carolina Heart and Vascular hospital.

Here’s the PSA- it’s incredibly important to have immediate access to an automated defibrillator and staff who are trained and competent in CPR at every athletic event. Sudden-cardiac arrest can be fixed (especially in young, otherwise healthy people) but only if interventions are made quickly!

I have never met a POC who preferred their cornbread sweet. I attributed that solely to my ignorant white brethren who couldn’t make cornbread without a mix from the supermarket. Where do you find these black folk who like sweet cornbread?

What kind of grown man wears those pants?

I go cast iron over high heat (or in the oven while it preheats to 450*) 1tbsp of high-smoke oil (avocado works great) and a pat of butter (which is gonna smoke like hell)

That dude and you are both wrong, hot pickled okra is the best.

I genuinely think this is true, especially for guys like Kuechly. He never takes a play off. That guy goes full-speed every single time, and it just means that the proportion of hits he’s making/taking that are jarring his brain around is that much greater.

I appreciated “barbershop chapter of the American Cancer Society” more

“Even worse, the Concorde was tricky to fly and dogged by high-profile crashes and safety incidents.”

Not-so-crazy-Hot-Take:

It doesn’t make them a racist. It does make them someone who doesn’t give a shit about supporting a man who is openly, obviously, and unquestionably racist. Which makes them terrible.

How is NASCAR so self-blinded as to not see that the constant changes are the problem, not the solution?

I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

I have one of these. My father has a BGE.

It’s finally your day Mr. Linguistics Major. Enjoy it buddy.

+1 Whiz Kid

Oh fuck you.

You sing worse than you dress, Drew.

He didn’t “violently resist” a goddamn thing. He was sitting in the seat for which he’d paid and hadn’t taken any other action- violent or otherwise. Violence was visited upon him.

You’d prefer some foot sucking instead?