That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Nope - #2: Hatch Green Chiles

I’m all for keeping QB’s protected, because the quality of QB play right now is absolute dogshit and Cam Newton is worth his weight in gold. That being said, I don’t know what you expect Aaron Donald to do there. He didn’t torpedo him with the crown of the helmet, he sort of jumped to potentially bat down a pass and…

God save us from President Pence.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

In hindsight it should have been a dead giveaway he didn’t try to do anything since his knees weren’t injured

rimshot

If I’m fighting armed, I’m using a battle rifle with an underslung grenade launcher. Works great against cavalry and stupid Swiss people with halberds. :P

Hmm, yeah, unless they’ve secretly hired AJ, I’m guessing the Grey Lady is pretty safe there.

Husky and Starch

Title NEIN

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

I call bullshit.