Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

While the unenforceable anti-trans stuff may be “for show,” there are far more sinister ordinances in the bill designed to basically cut municipal laws off at the knees - stuff like cities’ ability to set their own minimum wage standards, for example. This bill is essentially the “small government” GOP reps at the…

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

spirit is me. froze initially, saw someone else do something smart, tried to be smart and follow, and ended up getting bodied.

How about CTEball?

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

I love that the Chinese Professional Baseball League just straight up stole came up with a gloriously similar song to the Fox Sports theme.

When I heard Phelps had qualified for his 5th Olympics and would be the flag bearer at the opening ceremony I thought “Oh that’s nice. They’re giving him the Jeter/Kobe/Rivera treatment. He’s going to compete and not win but isn’t it great that he’s just here as the G.O.A.T already?” And then he fucking showed up in…

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Those were some sweet blocks in the back at the beginning of the return. Those same violations costs us a Grey Cup in 2014. #SpeedyB

Doesn’t seem fair to punish Duke over this, as they aren’t representative of the greater N.C. that passed HB2. Anyone who has ever known or met an alum can attest to the fact that they accept insufferable privileged assholes of all backgrounds.

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure…

More like “missed steak,” but yeah.

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I doubt he has the tolerance level to enjoy Manziels level of highs

Not willing to make the thousand dollar leap to a BGE, I bought this one last year. It is not the last-a-millenia quality of the BGE, but it is a fantastic grill. I learned a lot from it - it’s really important in the slow cooking, smoking, overnight operations to learn how to build the fire to burn at low temps for…

Not willing to make the thousand dollar leap to a BGE, I bought this one last year. It is not the last-a-millenia…

I originally thought you would eventually stop beating this horse into soup. Then, I realized that someone green-lit daily Kristin Cavallari posts. It’s going to be a long summer.