Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

Interviewer: Rex, what appealed to you about the Buffalo job?

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Damn, I was going to use that joke, but I thought no one would get it.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

"What do you expect when you come to Dallas?" Lions safety Glover Quin said.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Not yet, but it does have one foot in the grave...

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

Who foots the moving bill?

So did the alternative school kid get the gang bang?!?

If the PS4 was backwards compatible, I wouldn't even think twice about upgrading.

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

BTW, if you or your gift recipient is super tech-savvy and/or hates books, How To Cook Everything is available as an iPhone app that includes a searchable database of all the recipes in the book. I have it on my phone and it's a godsend.

there's not a bad suggestion on this list. I'd add a good insta read thermometer, and a remote digital set if you're willing.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…