"typically fantastic performance from DeMarco Murray"

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Plus the blatant hold, unmentioned in the article. Not exactly what I would call an unfair outcome.

So once again, the white guy gets away with it.

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.

damn, Jameis is crabby

"DDYYYEAHHHHH. BYYEAHHHH MYEAAA! DYEAH MYEAH HEHHH! BRET. BULLUHHH. GROOOHHH!"

(5 months from now)

So now both the Sixers and their fans can shit the bed.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

He's hoping to add a hook shot to his game next season if Blue Cross will get off their ass and do the prior approval already.

Right Chocolate

AFTER? Fuck that garbage. Always before. Getting her off afterwards is like long division homework. You get that shit done Friday night so you have all weekend to party. Everyone wins.

Spencer, you goddamn liar. M&Ms only melt in your mouth. Either you shit yourself, or that analingus you forgot about was off the hook.

*Pot beats Kettle

Obviously the tank used for chemtrails caught fire, incinerating everything and leaving no trace.

My friend's parent were born and raised in Italy. They make fried mozzarella pretty often.

"Famine her right in the potato."

My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.