Chrisdye
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Chrisdye

I still mix it up with Jackson, MS sometimes. Because doesn't it kind of just feel like Jacksonville belongs in Mississippi?

The Temple Of Groom

So Im going to get killed for this and I accept it. Seriously in 2014...Is the stance that a woman cant be hit by a man under any circumstance?? If a woman hit a man she shouldn't expect retaliation? So women arent held to the same standard as men when it comes to hitting another human being? I dont know what

Knock Knock.

NP- it's the perfect vehicle to complete my Hank Hill Cos-Play outfit.

Because the Williams sisters once said they could beat any man ranked below 200 and then lost to the 203rd ranked man on the same afternoon 6-2, 6-1. This kind of shit article is actually what ruins womens sports. My friends and I watch the womens World Cup with the exact same fervor and support as the mens. When

Fuck your veggie Whopper

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

You break it you bought it.

not exactly. if portugal beats ghana by a few and we lose to germany by a few, portugal can make up the goal differential. we definitely are rooting for a tie in either game. beyond that, a portugal win is preferred over ghana winning.

Didn't get to see the game, does anyone have video of Bradley's turnover? Heard it was brutal.

Why don't these people just do what I did to get out of my parents house? I am 29 and own my own home. All it takes is a fucking ton of luck and random coincidences!

and she told you it was more like a flappy paddle shifter

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

I know you're all for simplicity with your deviled eggs, Albert, but a dressed up deviled egg was one of the premier culinary moments of my life.

This happened one of two ways.

I've either been hanging onto this joke for years waiting for someone to ask which states should be combined so I could finally lay down this piece of comedic gold.

Or I might have pulled up a pic by Googling "Georgia Florida", and rotated the pic I found to make a gun law joke but

Have you been thinking about this for a while? I just can't imagine you made that JPEG just for this.

CP. I think he added 1 too many zeros...