what a FUCKING JOKE of broadcasting. The most important racing in the continent and they put a split screen with the race and the wife/girlfriend? fuck them all.

RHR's move with 4 to go down the backstretch... unreal.

An ingredients list? Photos of the finished product? No cursing? I FEAR CHANGE

I was all NP until the welded diff part

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

No DOUBT. Best fast food sandwich there is. Tuscan chicken on ciabatta? Go frolic in the vineyards with Diane Lane with that bullshit. Number six 4 lyfe

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

There's nothing wrong with this car that can't be fixed as time goes by. If the timing belt service has been done, just drive it. When the transmixer breaks, throw a 5-speed at it. I question the aftermarket seat trim choice, but at least they won't burn your ass in the summer. Dashboard cracked? Who cares? An…

I think Jimmy Page sharing a song with P Diddy for this movie was the biggest travesty of all.

Maybe they are hiring haughty dipshits as editors? I suggest you put in your application.

If a bar charges cover and doesn't have a band playing, I'm going to another bar. Fuck covers that aren't the door for the band.

My favorite bar encourages folks to taste the beer before they buy if they are uncertain.

2. Don't Ask for Samples (When the Bartender is in the weeds.)

I'd never drive it on the road, but if I had a lot of land, I'd throw the guy $500, weld the front doors shut too, and then beat the ever-loving-shit out of it. It'd be worth every penny.

Miami also beat Charlotte today

grilled fish > fried fish