Where are the real super bowl (goddamn) snacks? Nachos, and wings, and an entire bowl of 7-layer bean dip?

I understand the words you're using, but my primary language is Jeep-anese. V-maxing isn't in my wheelhouse regardless of the road-type on most days.

It must be... Glorious.

Where is this magical land where lane hogs give a shit what's going on in their rear-view mirror?

You're ignoring some of the subterfuge element here. If Snape had for even a moment let his guard down and shown affection for Harry his credibility with Voldemort, and thereby Harry's life would've been threatened.

Exactly. I was afraid I was the only one who remembered that Jek Porkins thought he could recover his X-Wing during the battle at the first Death Star because he had his inertial dampeners tuned too high.

I can understand it in terms of the cartilage having such a low-volume blood supply in the first place, and the microfractures increasing the blood supply available for healing. I think most of the athletes treated also usually spring for the (not evidence-based) additional rx where their own cloned cartilage cells…

You have lockjaw, or TMJ dysfunction? The two are not equivalent. Tetanus actually refers to the "tetany" or continuos contraction of the muscles. In true lockjaw, the patient can't move their mandible at all. If you have pain when you chew or move your jaw, you have TMJ dysfunction.

That Star-Tac made me feel so badass.

I know what some of those words mean.

Love the term, even if I'm always sad to experience it.

After she dragged me out of a Jimmy Buffet concert I simultaneously puked and pissed off the side of my then-girlfriend's bed. She still married me.

In other words, don't feed Da Bears.

I don't think you got the joke. Tongue-in-cheek is sorta the M.O. around here.

Which makes it really easy to win in odd-numbered years.

In fact, those two things are mutually exclusive; it's actually impossible to engage one's critical thinking and subsequently become Skip Bayless.

What the fuck is coub?

That's why I straddle that fence! Fuck the fans for not realizing he's well past his prime, and fuck the team for having ZERO ideas about how to replace him. I mean- it's not like Steve Smith might have been able to teach KB anything- right?

No. I couldn't possibly be any less interested in anyone's opinion. I invited you to explain by exactly what methodology you forensically examined the video and came to the conclusions that you did.

I don't think you're getting the point here: