It must be... Glorious.

Where is this magical land where lane hogs give a shit what's going on in their rear-view mirror?

I can understand it in terms of the cartilage having such a low-volume blood supply in the first place, and the microfractures increasing the blood supply available for healing. I think most of the athletes treated also usually spring for the (not evidence-based) additional rx where their own cloned cartilage cells…

You have lockjaw, or TMJ dysfunction? The two are not equivalent. Tetanus actually refers to the "tetany" or continuos contraction of the muscles. In true lockjaw, the patient can't move their mandible at all. If you have pain when you chew or move your jaw, you have TMJ dysfunction.

I know what some of those words mean.

Love the term, even if I'm always sad to experience it.

After she dragged me out of a Jimmy Buffet concert I simultaneously puked and pissed off the side of my then-girlfriend's bed. She still married me.

In other words, don't feed Da Bears.

I don't think you got the joke. Tongue-in-cheek is sorta the M.O. around here.

Which makes it really easy to win in odd-numbered years.

In fact, those two things are mutually exclusive; it's actually impossible to engage one's critical thinking and subsequently become Skip Bayless.

What the fuck is coub?

That's why I straddle that fence! Fuck the fans for not realizing he's well past his prime, and fuck the team for having ZERO ideas about how to replace him. I mean- it's not like Steve Smith might have been able to teach KB anything- right?

No. I couldn't possibly be any less interested in anyone's opinion. I invited you to explain by exactly what methodology you forensically examined the video and came to the conclusions that you did.

I don't think you're getting the point here:

Again- based on what? If you can pick out his engine note, please explain your methodology. If you understand the physics of direct-drive sprint cars with open-differentials on a loose clay track- by all means, expound!

There are about 12 cars on the track. They're all still actively moving, and some of them are actively racing, as it's been established that the yellow flag had not been displayed. Your armchair CSI bullshit based on nothing but a cellphone video uploaded to YouTube is laughable.

This argument is all over the internet, and it's just plain silly. Please explain the complex audio analysis you used to identify the engine note of Tony Stewart's car as compared to the other 10 vehicles on the track at the time of the accident- which were all actively circling the track. By the way- they're also all…

But manslaughter does require some sort of negligent action or intentional act on the part of the perpetrator- neither of which is present in this instance.

You actually did a really good job of reinforcing the point made in the article- people have a preconception of what causes an accident, and only want to see data that bears that out. Good on you for being able to reconsider.