He clearly specified that the congressman is from Florida. What matters after that?

How could I possibly engage in opprobriation (not actually a word- I know) with a man who pulls opprobrium out of his lexicon?

NP- it's the perfect vehicle to complete my Hank Hill Cos-Play outfit.

THEY DREW FIRST BLLLLLUUUUUDDDDDD

This was the only result I had hope for going in, and now it feels like a loss. Crushing.

My brain says CP, but my heart is saying "I want to fly, and I never wanted to make it to a nursing home anyway". NP.

Are we not allowed to say compote here? Because, well- compote.

This is the natural consequence of sticking your dick in crazy.

I don't know why I never considered chives before. Thank you, thank you- it tastes awesome just in my imagination.

I just punched your mother for making you.

It only weighs 2,100lbs. Itss power to weight ratio is phenomenal.

I know which reality I prefer, sir, and I will continue to live in it.

Have you been thinking about this for a while? I just can't imagine you made that JPEG just for this.

I'll use a (very) small amount of spicy deli mustard on ribs, but I've never needed it for a shoulder, and don't feel like it adds much to the flavor- South Carolina mid-country afficionados be damned.

There's probably nothing that *has* to go in a pork rub, but damn if I can't recommend a heavy hand with some paprika in whatever you decide to do. Second only to the salt in my book for most important pork flavoring agent.

Is there no firewall on this car, or did it just not reach high enough to keep the flames from coming through the dash?

Are you sure that started life as a Wrangler?

Not hard at all. If you have the time, this is a great starting place: http://m.instructables.com/id/Tom-Kha-Gai…

Chili oil. I love you so much.

I get it- even if your suggestion of a Canadian whiskey julep makes my teeth hurt just from anticipating the sweetness. I appreciate anyone attempting to get great drinks out into the world, but as you can see by a lot of the comments there are far too many bad examples of juleps out there that give the cocktail a bad…